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Trump Tote Bag

Regular price $54.99USD
Regular price $84.99USD Sale price $54.99USD
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🧱 The YUGE Rubber TRUMP Tote Bag 🇺🇸

Tired of weak, fake totes that can’t handle your huge personality? Say hello to the one and only TRUMP Tote — the bag that’s bold, loud, and unapologetically tremendous.

 

Crafted from indestructible rubber (because canvas is for losers), this limited-edition beauty features the unmistakable face of Mr. Donald J. Trump himself — complete with a battle-ready look and yes… a bloody ear that screams, “I took a hit, but I’m still winning!” 🩸💪

 

Whether you’re hauling groceries, gym gear, or just the weight of America’s greatness, this tote can handle it. It’s waterproof, drama-proof, and guaranteed to trigger at least three people per grocery trip.

 

🎁 Makes a hilarious and unforgettable gift for any patriot, white-elephant party, or that one uncle who still calls everyone “snowflake.”

 

🗣️ Limited Edition. Ships Fast.


Once these are gone, they’re gone — so grab yours before the deep state bans them.
 

  • Includes Waterproof Tote Bag
  • Easy to Clean and Keep Sanitized
  • Thick Non-Removable Straps
  • Flexible EVA material
  • Sturdy Construction
  • Grip bottom to keep from tipping
  • Holes for charms and breathability
  • Bag measurements: W:19" x H:14” x D:9" Large

📦 Fast Shipping

Our warehouse is based in USA, Utah and so this product is fulfilled and ships out of there directly. Fulfillment takes 2-3 days while actual shipping time is 5-7 business days depending on destination. We do our best to fulfill and ship orders right away so they arrive to your promptly. Tracking number is provided via email.

The JUGGY Story

JUGGY was created by Mackenzie Johnson who like most people, struggled to maintain a healthy lifestyle.  She knew one of the most important things she could do was to make sure she was consuming enough water everyday. It was a simple enough goal and it didn't seem overwhelming. So she set out to find the perfect water bottle. 

 

JUGGY was created because Mackenzie wanted to not only stay hydrated and hit her goals but she wanted to help other people realize that if you have the right bottle that's fashionable, functional and durable, then drinking water is super easy! JUGGY is all about promoting a healthier lifestyle by drinking water everyday but looking freaking cute while doing it!