Trump Tote Bag
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🧱 The YUGE Rubber TRUMP Tote Bag 🇺🇸
Tired of weak, fake totes that can’t handle your huge personality? Say hello to the one and only TRUMP Tote — the bag that’s bold, loud, and unapologetically tremendous.
Crafted from indestructible rubber (because canvas is for losers), this limited-edition beauty features the unmistakable face of Mr. Donald J. Trump himself — complete with a battle-ready look and yes… a bloody ear that screams, “I took a hit, but I’m still winning!” 🩸💪
Whether you’re hauling groceries, gym gear, or just the weight of America’s greatness, this tote can handle it. It’s waterproof, drama-proof, and guaranteed to trigger at least three people per grocery trip.
🎁 Makes a hilarious and unforgettable gift for any patriot, white-elephant party, or that one uncle who still calls everyone “snowflake.”
🗣️ Limited Edition. Ships Fast.
Once these are gone, they’re gone — so grab yours before the deep state bans them.
- Includes Waterproof Tote Bag
- Easy to Clean and Keep Sanitized
- Thick Non-Removable Straps
- Flexible EVA material
- Sturdy Construction
- Grip bottom to keep from tipping
- Holes for charms and breathability
- Bag measurements: W:19" x H:14” x D:9" Large
📦 Fast Shipping
Our warehouse is based in USA, Utah and so this product is fulfilled and ships out of there directly. Fulfillment takes 2-3 days while actual shipping time is 5-7 business days depending on destination. We do our best to fulfill and ship orders right away so they arrive to your promptly. Tracking number is provided via email.
The JUGGY Story
JUGGY was created by Mackenzie Johnson who like most people, struggled to maintain a healthy lifestyle. She knew one of the most important things she could do was to make sure she was consuming enough water everyday. It was a simple enough goal and it didn't seem overwhelming. So she set out to find the perfect water bottle.
JUGGY was created because Mackenzie wanted to not only stay hydrated and hit her goals but she wanted to help other people realize that if you have the right bottle that's fashionable, functional and durable, then drinking water is super easy! JUGGY is all about promoting a healthier lifestyle by drinking water everyday but looking freaking cute while doing it!

Product was amazing. However I placed my order on 11/18 and didn’t receive my order until after Christmas. I even placed a second order in mid December as it was to be guaranteed by Christmas. That one didn’t arrive before Christmas either.
Thank you for taking the time to leave a review for our Trump Tote Bag. We are glad to hear that you were satisfied with the product itself, but we are sorry to hear about the delivery issues you experienced.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the delay in receiving your order. We understand how frustrating it can be to not receive a product in a timely manner, especially when it was meant to be a gift for Christmas. Unfortunately, the delay in delivery was due to circumstances beyond our control.
We appreciate your understanding and patience in this matter. We will do our best to ensure that future orders are delivered promptly. Please do not hesitate to reach out to us if you have any further concerns.
Thank you again for choosing our product. We value your feedback and hope to have the opportunity to serve you better in the future.
awesome tote bag, my wife loved it, your order shipping and processing leaves much to be desired, but the product was awesome.
Thank you so much for your review! We're thrilled to hear that your wife loved the Trump Tote Bag. We apologize for any inconvenience with the shipping and processing of your order. We're continuously working to improve our processes and appreciate your feedback. Thanks again for choosing our product!
It’s so huge and totally amazing!!! It’s a gift for my mom and she’ll love it!!!
Love it! Pictures do not do it justice.
The necklace was exactly as it looked

